So, what movie do you want (me) to see?
I have been to exactly ONE Summer movie, thus far -- Live Free, or Die Hard. In a sentence: Bruce Willis vs. bureaucracy in the form of an evil (and boring) white male (Timothy Olypant) and the head of a homeland security team (Cliff Curtis) but looks Middle Eastern. Actually, Curtis is of New Zealand Maori descent, but I digress. Hollywood seems terrified of terrorism, especially if there is even a whiff of Middle Eastern involvement. ("What about Oklahoma?!!!" They squawk.)
Here in Die Hard 4.0 (the European title) John McLane (Willis) has a buddy. For most of the film he is big brother to a computer geek, played by none other than our hero, Matt Farrell (Justin Long), the now-famous Mac Guy in the "Hi. I'm a PC and I'm a Mac" TV commercials. (Photo, right, Willis and Long) Great casting.
This is an exciting experience with enormously implausible plot points--every twenty-seven seconds. They kill off the better villian, Maggie Q, far to soon and leave us with Thomas Gabriel (Olyphant) he never opens his mouth without a cliche drooling out. Willis has his fare share of cliches, yet delivers them masterfully. Not only is the terrorism watered down, the film makers (likely the studio) edited the film and over-dubbed dialogue (removing naughty words) to reduce this big bang cocktail to a PG amusement park shooting gallery. Good fun, not great movie. Wait to see it on your friends 50" plasma with 5.1 surround sound in the DVD/Widescreen/unrated edition. Meanwhile DH/4.0 is a "darn" fun movie. (Die Hard I, II, and III were all "R"ated.)
Your assignment, should you accept it, help me decide which movie to see next, this weekend. My first choice is Ratatouille. And, I am open to your suggestions. Give me a brief one to three line review of one film you would encourage me to see. Put it in the comments section of this blog post (below) so other readers will benefit from your ideas. Plus it's a great, easy, creative writing project.
Please, don't worry if your choice has already been suggested by another Tea reader. May I suggest, before clicking into the "comments" section below, select a favorite film you've seen (that's till running) and write a quick review. Then copy it into the Comments section and do not worry about being the second or seventh person to recommend that film.
I will review the film I see here in Tea blog next week.
PLEASE - Recommend ONLY a film you have actually seen, not a film you want to see. I want to read your review, analysis, critical (productive) appraisal. There are lots of movies I want to see. What have you seen that you recommend and why.
Meanwhile, until I hear from you, I will be pouring over the "pink pages"--the DateBook section of the Sunday San Francisco Chronicle (see photo of me "in the pink", above.) Hmmmm, maybe I'll go to a play...outdoors...G.B. Shaw..in a lovely woodland setting in the hills, or....help me!
McNair
Standing by (in a seated position)
* BR&R, No.8 ~ Writing a movie review is the eighth exercise in my ongoing series "Between Reason & Recess." If you are new to Tea with McNair blog you can read all previous BR&R exercises on their own, dedicated blog site. Start with the preamble { Recapture Your Creative Spirit - Now! } at the top and then click on the link to i know a place that will take you to the introductory blog containing the secret I revealed in this series. It is a secret I have kept for more than forty years.
[ Photo at the top of this post is the soon-to-be-renovated interior of the classic Fox Oakland Theater, Notice the two huge, gold Hindu Deity statues flanking the stage. They want to spend $68million renovating the theater and offices building (attached), but first turn it in to an intimate cabaret house for live music: tables, couches, etc. But first they have to remove mold, encase asbestos, clean up chipped lead paint, fix bathrooms, and notify: OSHA, Oakland Hysterical Society, the U.S. Navy, Homeland Security, ACLU, PeTA, and the dignity for Hindu Deity Board. Tickets go on sale Tuesday. ]